Okay, so the new Macs came out. There is a black one, and the tagline for it was "4x faster (Dreams don't come true)". But, I thought to myself, Hey, I have wanted a laptop for a long time. My dream might have come true! But alas, Apple didn't forget to overprice their new items. $2000 is the price tag for that one. If you can afford it, and you don't have a job, assume I hate you because I don't want to listen to you ask, as I am sure the sound would be muffled by your ass, which coincidentally, is your mouth.